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… that I would totally wear either the ensemble Madonna sported last night on the 2003 VMA’s

or the one that Christina’ wore:

Seriously and totally, I would wear these out to a club or around NOLA for Mardi Gras. Top hats, corsets, and tall leather boots are just so rock star.

Pick me up from the bottom
Up to the top love everyday
Pay no mind to taunts or advances
I take my chances on everyday
Left to right, up and down love
I push up love love everyday
Jump in the mud
Get your hands dirty with
Love it up everyday
All you need is
All you want is
All you need is love
Everyday
Pick me up [...]

and it starts to suck, do you let it go and hope it comes back better? Or do you stand up and fight and ruffle feathers and piss people off? Or do you just complain about the problem over and over and never take action?
I’m tired of complaining.

From a link from Sara via several other people.

I am Yoda.
A venerated sage with vast power and knowledge, you gently guide forces around you while serving as a champion of the light.
Judge me by my size, do you? And well you should not - for my ally is the Force. And a powerful ally [...]

Because headlines like this just scream out for a sketch or some ‘Weekend Update’ commentary.
ENRIQUE IGLESIAS ADMITS FOR THE FIRST TIME THAT HE HAD HIS MOLE REMOVED
Loved that sketch when Freddie Prinze, Jr. was Enrique and kept squirting himself in the face with a mister bottle and saying it was just “part of [...]

Today feels a little strange. No one is really online. Jeff went to the US Open this morning. I’m actually being productive at work while reading some TWoP recaps between odds and ends. The weather is overcast and its supposed to be another sweltering August day in Iowa, yet its absolutely [...]

If Jeff had a blog or a website, he’d post this and because I think it is totally rock star, I’m putting it up.

Jeff with Phil Keoghan, host of The Amazing Race, with the trademark eyebrow arch and everything.
Jeff got Philiminated and everything! SWEET!

I think I’m getting a summer cold. My throat is pesky and scratchy and unpleasant. Blech.
Time to go out in the 90+ degree weather and get some OJ on the way home.
I know, I’m just so exciting you can hardly stand it.

Today I got a new wrist rest for my keyboard at work.
No more wrists just lying on the desk at an uncomfortable angle. Maybe this will inspire me to type more.

While a picture is worth at least a thousand words, I’d need about 14 pictures to really say everything about my four day trip around the midwest to see and hear six sets with Harry and his quartet. At the suggestion of Jerry, I’m going to copy and post the loooooonnnnnggggg reviews that I [...]