For my final NaBloPoMo post, I present the ‘100 Things’ list that I have honestly been composing off and on in my head for the last three years. Final purge!

1. I collect spoons.
2. Chocolate mint is my favorite flavor, but please, none of that fake green ice cream.
3. My first food was Cheerios.
4. I still have Cheerios for breakfast most days.
5. I prefer to go to the movie theater up to an hour early so I can get the specific seat I want in the middle of the theater.
6. I keep all my movie ticket stubs in a notebook.
7. On average, I see twenty four movies a year in the theater.
8. My high school English teacher, Ms. Holcomb, taught me to spell out numbers rather than write them numerically if they are under one hundred or so (I don’t remember the exact cut-off). To this day, if I type a number with numbers instead of words, while I may do it, I still think about how to spell it out.
9. I am good at baking and obsessed with cupcakes.
10. I have a birthmark on my right shin that resembles the state of Indiana.
11. I am not a night person or a morning person.
12. Schindler’s List and The Princess Bride are my two favorite movies.
13. I was a statistics major when I started college, having never had a statistics class in my life.
14. I thought I would be a sports statistician and wanted to work for the Chicago Bulls.
15. I changed my major to computer science after one semester.
16. Now I do website work and have had the same job for the past seven years.
17. I find genealogy fascinating. (Love Geni.com!)
18. I am a member of the Standing Rock Sioux tribe. I am half Native American.
19. I am a quarter Welsh.
20. I have kissed the Blarney Stone.
21. I have been a Dallas Cowboys fan all my life.
22. I sleep with a teddy bear I got when I was around ten years old. His name is Charmin.
23. I love to take pictures and think I’m pretty good at it for an amateur.
24. I have season tickets for Iowa Hawkeye football.
25. I have seen Harry Connick, Jr. perform 47 times (really). I am familiar to him when he sees me.
26. I play the tenor saxophone. Though these days it’s only once a year for Iowa Homecoming.
27. I wear the same jewelry/accessories everyday: three rings, a necklace, my ReNew Orleans bracelet, and simple gold wire earrings.
28. I take my rings off the minute I get home and put them on my dresser.
29. On my necklace is a gold cross and a tigerhawk. I got the cross because it looked like the one Dana Scully wore on The X-Files.
30. The X-Files is my absolute favorite tv show. Ever.
31. When it originally aired, I wouldn’t answer my door or my phone when The X-Files was on TV.
32. My cat MacGyver is named after the television show which was still airing when I picked her out of the litter.
33. When I was fifteen, I wrote an angry letter to the ABC network in response to the later seasons of MacGyver because I didn’t like the changes they made to the characters on the show and thought the quality of writing had really declined.
34. When I was a teenager, I wrote a letter to my favorite mystery author (Lilian Jackson Braun) to inquire if she was sick or dead after she didn’t publish a book for awhile. She wrote back and said she was fine (and has since published many more books).
35. I dislocated my kneecap twice in high school; once in Spanish class and once at a speech contest.
36. When I was in 5th grade I burped regularly for about two months.
37. I was unconsciously swallowing air and once I learned to control it, I could burp on cue.
38. I was once commended for my burping prowess at a large group speech contest.
39. There were thirty five people in my high school class.
40. I was the valedictorian of my high school class. My speech was Star Trek themed.
41. I must have plain Colgate toothpaste in order to brush my teeth.
42. I met some of my best friends online.
43. I met my oldest friend in first grade. We’re still close.
44. I didn’t drink until several months after my twenty first birthday.
45. I am allergic to live pine (makes me break out), but I insist on having a real Christmas tree. Which should touch the ceiling of whatever room it is displayed in.
46. I am an unabashed fan of Apple and all the fabulous products they produce.
47. I was in marching band in high school and college and I still miss it.
48. I loved wearing a uniform and was insane when people didn’t have their pants hemmed to the right length.
49. I love love love wearing fancy dresses and gowns.
50. I cannot stand uncomfortable or cheap shoes.
51. I learned to read when I was three or four.
52. I come from a family of readers and Scrabble players.
53. I have a tattoo of a fleur de lis on the inside of my left ankle.
54. I am alarmed at the number of people who don’t know what a fleur de lis is. Like they’ve never seen one ever before.
55. Clue is my favorite board game.
56. I know how to stage a crucifixion pageant and how to make fake blood several different ways.
57. I danced (ballet and tap) for many years as a child and then again for a couple of years as an adult. I wish I was still dancing.
58. I was a wrestling cheerleader in high school.
59. I worked in a couple of research labs in college. I had no clue what anyone did in the labs.
60. The only bone I’ve every broken was my left pinky finger. Emily DeWitt broke it when I was in eighth grade because I threatened to tell her boyfriend what she got him for Christmas. I couldn’t play G# for the Christmas concert that year.
61. I collect movie posters.
62. I was conceived in Guam.
63. I studied abroad in Wales for a semester.
64. Hearst Castle is probably my favorite place in the world to visit for a day. I think I could give the tours there.
65. I have a very good sense of direction and rarely ever get lost.
66. I hate that I say the word ‘like’ all the time.
67. My other bad habit is biting my fingernails.
68. I designed and created decorations for a lot of my band and choir concerts in high school.
69. I redesigned the music stands my high school jazz band used based on the design that Harry’s big band used at the time.
70. I am very opinionated when it comes to hymns and how they should be sung.
71. I love to sing Christmas carols.
72. I used to be a good singer and could hit really high notes.
73. I have been to a Britney Spears concert. It was hilarious and mended a friendship.
74. I cannot abide plain walls with nothing hanging on them.
75. I essentially stopped listening to the radio in 2003 after I got back from Mardi Gras in New Orleans.
76. My favorite band is Bonerama. I used to fly to New York City just to see them play for a night or two. (But now they come closer to me. Thanks guys!)
77. Peanut butter sandwiches are to be constructed thusly: if using white bread; first butter, then peanut butter; if using wheat bread, first peanut butter, then honey; finally, fold in half, one slice at a time
78. I would love to get dressed up for Halloween each year, but I never have anywhere to go if I was dressed up.
79. Other jobs I’d like to have include: wedding planner or make-up artist.
80. I love snow!
81. I am a bit obsessive about recycling. I have been for years. I just find it so satisfying to sort things and then put them in all the separate bins at the recycling site.
82. I love to iron. It drives me nuts when guys have wrinkled pockets on their shirts.
83. My best physical attribute is my hair.
84. The first thing I notice about guys is their hair. I love good hair.
85. I think live music is truly one of the joys of life.
86. I attended several Star Trek conventions when I was in high school.
87. I love a good roller coaster.
88. I have been caving in underground caves in Wales.
89. My mom taught me how to knit a few years ago and I’m working on my skills.
90. My favorite real castle is Llansteffan Castle.
91. A dream of mine is to travel to Egypt. I’ve been interested in ancient Egypt since I was young.
92. I never know how to describe my interest in literature and films relating to the Holocaust. Its not something one “enjoys” and saying “fascinated” also seems wrong.
93. I’m obsessed with organizing my photos (both real and digital) and all my music (very large iTunes library).
94. I like to eat bologna one slice at a time, by itself, rolled up. My Aunt Margaret taught me to eat it like that when I was a kid and no other way seems right.
95. I could eat chocolate chip cookies everyday. They are the perfect dessert.
96. My favorite food is fried chicken.
97. My favorite comedy bit ever is called ‘The Four Yorkshiremen.’ There were ‘hundred and fifty of us living in shoebox in middle of the road. I’m laughing just thinking about it.
98. In high school my favorite singer was Bing Crosby and my favorite musician was Benny Goodman. This was in the 1990’s, not the 1940’s.
99. This year I completed a life goal of seeing every movie that has won the Academy Award for Best Picture.
100. One of the coolest things ever was when I got to attend the Red Carpet arrivals for the 2007 Academy Awards in Hollywood. It was surreal.

What a long day. Oh how I wish I didn’t have to go to work tomorrow. I was just exhausted to the point of yawning all day long. I’m sleeping at night, but the stress between Mac’s health and stupid stuff at work is wearing on me. Mac went back to the vet this afternoon and got some sub-cue(?) fluids, which actually looked easier to administer, despite the large needle, than syringe feeding her. I got a new pill shooter, a new feeding syringe and some more food. The vet spent half the time just talking me down off the ledge. Mac is doing ok I guess. She was lively and “spirited” at the vet’s office, which is apparently a trait of tortiseshells. She’s just not eating enough yet. So the supplemented feedings will continue for awhile longer. Everyone has assured me I can’t squish her in a towel.

I’m trying to stay up to see the end of the Cowboys/Packers game on the nfl.com live ticker, but staring at the little icons on the screen isn’t really keeping me awake.

Mac and I are hanging in there. She got up and ate a little bit this morning, but I still tried to syringe feed her some. Lost part of my left hand to her claw. I came home from lunch and she ate and drank again, but I still didn’t feel it was enough so I tried to get a little bit more down her. Lost a bit more of my left hand. I called the vet clinic again to ask if there was some special technique to this syringe feeding that I was missing, but the only recommendation they had was to wrap her in a towel. Which I had been doing, but I hadn’t been doing it very tightly because I was afraid I would squish her and break something. The lady assured me, I could wrap her up tight and it would be ok.
I came home after work and she ate and drank again and I was so happy. Then it was time for her 6pm meds, one of which is a pill. Usually I can get the pills down pretty easy, so I don’t use the towel. But somehow this went bad and I ended up gagging her while she bit my right index finger really hard. I made her throw up all the food she’d eaten and then she was all foaming at the mouth because the tablet got half-smooshed on her tongue. She was so irritated with me. I managed to get the rest of her meds down her a little bit ago, but I still can’t figure out how to wrap her in a towel so she can’t get her front claws out and into my hands. I know I need to feed her again, I can tell she’s losing weight, but I’m letting her sleep for a little while yet. I think I’m more exhausted from the tension than she is.

Of course it doesn’t help that things are a mess at work. Stupid unnecessary projects.

Bleh. I wanted an upbeat, non-cat post for once this week, but that’s not happening tonight.